i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
Hello I am the butt inspector I am here to inspect ur butt
Some might say
you’re an analyst
Jesus fucking christ
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Finally someone made a comic about my exact feelings
All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
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-STARKING-
King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!
i couldn’t help but notice you wrote that in…
capslock.
Genderbend Pocahontas.
I’ve always thought that male!Pocahontas would be a hunter or warrior.
THIS IS FREAKING AMAZINGGGGG
DAT POCAHONTAS
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
oedipus
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a challenge
Lets do it Jesse
can i try?
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
